And what a week it has been!
Little parasite should now roughly be 29 cm in length, which is the entire length (head, body and tail) of an average Western barred bandicoot. It should also be weighing in at about half a kilo! Yep, that’s an entire tub of butter. Mmmm….tasty, delicious butter.
The biggest excitement for this week was when Andrew put his ear to my stomach and was able to hear the little alien’s heartbeat. He was pretty taken aback with how fast it beats (roughly 160 bpm for the curious).
It’s really starting to distend my stomach (no doubt about my condition now!) and we can often locate how it’s sitting by feeling for the ‘hard bits’. So, of course, Andrew’s favourite game at the moment is to find where it’s hard and place a bit of pressure till it kicks/punches back and then shifts. Very funny, sunshine. It’s all fun and games until someone gets kicked in the bladder so hard that they nearly wet themselves and have to stagger to the toilet. Though Andrew informs me that that is still fun for him. Bastard.
Though we totally got him back yesterday morning when Andrew snuggled up to me for a spoon and consequently got kicked in the butt by the Parasite. Good job, honey!
I would also like to report that I totally made it through Christmas without any weight gain. This was pretty exciting for me, given what usually happens at Christmas. And for those furrowing their brows with concern, don’t worry. I’m still at the VERY top range for weight gain for somebody of my size at this juncture. Well, that’s what the internet tells me. Stupid internet.
Hope you’ve all had a great Christmas and you’ve still got some time off to enjoy! You even get the pleasure of an Andrew-taken photo today. Aren’t you lucky??
Peace out!
XXX